Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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