Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
