ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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