so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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