we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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