Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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