Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
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i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
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Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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