Please, let me fuck your mom
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
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Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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