OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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