Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
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5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
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Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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