D3 body, D1 cock
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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