Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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