Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(407): View more from Florida

You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld

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(415): View more from California

I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.

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19 Cringe-worthy Bachelorette Party Texts
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(949): View more from California

Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter

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(847): View more from Illinois

In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her

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(416): View more from Toronto

Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way

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(419): View more from Ohio

He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?

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