Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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