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• (214): View more from Texas

  You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song

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• (818): View more from California

  Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I was the one passing out cake at the bars

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.

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• (510): View more from California

  Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.

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  I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.

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