I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
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As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
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The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.