the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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