you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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