He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
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This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
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The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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