he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
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I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
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Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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