maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
