What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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