ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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