so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
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I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
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Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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