We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
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we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
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It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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