Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
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currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
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Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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