dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
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The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
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I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
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