so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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