Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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