All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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