so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
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This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
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Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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