if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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