I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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