The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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