So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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