If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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