Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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