when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
Randomize
