TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
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For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
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Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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