summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
17 Women That Lost Condoms Up Their Lady Parts
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
23 People Confess The Most F*cked Up Thing Guests Have Done In Their House
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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