you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
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He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
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Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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