Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

we should wear snuggies to the strip club

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(908): View more from New Jersey

is wine microwaveable?

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(503): View more from Oregon

And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....

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(802): View more from Vermont

i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.

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(802): View more from Vermont

I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.

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(231): View more from Michigan

Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself

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(502): View more from Kentucky

What's the mantra for Sunday?

(606): View more from Kentucky

I will not have sex with him.

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(540): View more from Virginia

I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes

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I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night

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