Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(254): View more from Texas

just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you

(541): View more from Oregon

I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

we're making bets on your personal life

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(516): View more from New York

I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.

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(212): View more from New York

Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.

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(312): View more from Illinois

The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her

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(562): View more from California

I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.

(831): View more from California

Thank you.

(562): View more from California

theres a video...

(831): View more from California

oh god.

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