Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
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Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
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Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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