i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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