Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
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The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
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He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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