Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
These tits shall not be calmed
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
soo... how was my night?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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