Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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