i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
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is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Found the puke drawer
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
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I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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