I am spending my child support on dildos
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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