This girl is more easily done than said...
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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