I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
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