i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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