yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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