puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
In America we eat man semen.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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