Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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