So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
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