After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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