i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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