youre lurking in front of me
her vagine was all disorganized.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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