that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
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I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
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I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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