but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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